Saturday, November 20, 2010

Can you have my Silas & Sam???

Topless girl in jeans: "Can I have your Silas & Sam shirt?"

Me: "My SIlas & Sam??? But this SIlas & Sam is bespoke, custom crafted for my body."

Topless girl in jeans: "I know, but it would look so much better on mine. Pretty please with brown sugar on top and honey dew on the bottom."

Me: "I mean... I'd like to help you out, but I really like this shirt. Trust me, it wouldn't go with those jeans anyway. How 'bout we just make one for you?"

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